His current dining habits have led to an increase in the usage of sandpaper as a cleaning product.
He has decided that paired socks are a personal affront needing to be rectified as soon as possible.
Currently, the ‘all you can eat’ mulch appears to be his favorite feature at the park.
I never thought I’d see someone naked run through my livingroom waving a tube of toothpaste.
Pointing at the cupboard and shouting “‘nack” appears to roughly translate as: “Pardon me my good sir, might I bother you for a box of raisins? I would help myself but, due to my short stature, I am currently unable to.”
Conversations have become a bit more predictable now that he’s learned the word “cookie”.