“Untitled” Calamine Lotion on Glass (2014), Valentino Hellion Brewster Champa.
Courtesy of the Artist.
I had no idea he could reach the cookie drawer until I found him hiding under the table stuffing the evidence into his mouth.
He celebrated my birthday drinking shampoo and throwing up on me.
So far the only thing potty training has achieved is his yelling “bye-bye” everytime he hears a toilet flush.
This morning I caught him getting revenge on the vacuum cleaner for scaring him by whacking it with a spatula.
Watching him sitting on the floor talking to a frying pan he’s filled with plastic dinosaurs I’m not sure if it’s demented or just adorable.
He spent the better part of the morning wandering around the apartment with a shaving brush looking suspiciously like he was dusting for fingerprints.