I had no idea how much more popular Cheerios are after they’ve been thrown on the floor.
I was woken up this morning by a small rubber cow being jammed in my mouth.
It’s interesting trying to write an essay whilst someone is attempting to pull off my bottom lip.
We watched Cremaster 4 during breakfast. Now he is patrolling the livingroom armed with a giant ladle. I doubt the two relate.
I turned 42 today. When he graduates from high school I’ll be 60. I wonder if people will think I’m his grandfather.
One day I will have to teach him to drive.
He spent the entire Oliver Jeffers film having quite a serious discussion with the penguin on the screen.
Thinking about him growing up often overwhelms me, but when he does I hope he dresses like Porter Waggoner
On New Year’s Eve I let him pet a friend’s three week old kitten, he tried to eat it.