“Daddy, I don’t want to paint like Jackson Pollock today, I want to paint like Helen Frankenthaler, except in my underpants.”
I never thought I would say, let alone debate, the sentence “Construction workers always take off their safety goggles in the bathtub.”
custom belly printed Mother’s day cards.
It’s terrible to say, but the most adorable part about him wearing his Spiderman mask is watching him crash into stuff because he can’t really see out of it.
Practically in tears, he is yelling “Come back digger!” out the window like some tortured noir heroine.
By the time he leaves grandma’s house her cats are going to need therapy.
He has started working in yogurt as a new painting medium.
He is determined to teach me English, today’s lesson involved pouring a glass of water on the floor, pointing at the puddle and saying “wet” repeatedly until I agreed with him.
“Untitled” Calamine Lotion on Glass (2014), Valentino Hellion Brewster Champa.
Courtesy of the Artist.